Avocados are kind of a staple food for me, especially when going through periods where I have a sensitive stomach. If you’re feeling adventurous though, guacamole is a delicious and easy treat for you to snack on or make for friends! This “recipe” is simple, and easily adaptable to cater to your personal taste or the state of your pantry.
All the ingredients listed below should be adjusted based on your personal preference.
You will need:
1 clove garlic, smashed and diced
1/4 onion, diced
Hot sauce (I like sriracha, the flavor goes perfect with avocados!)
bowl or tupperware
mini masher or fork (*I found this great mini masher that makes mashing avocados 10000 times easier and faster)
Halve avocados and put the insides in a bowl. Be careful removing the pit! Squeeze lime juice on right away to keep the avocado from turning brown. Chop up all your other ingredients and dump them in the bowl. Add Hot sauce and salsa to taste. Mash it all up with your masher or fork. Keep some chips on hand to taste your delicious guacamole and adjust any of the ingredients you like (i.e. add more lime or hot sauce!)
*If you don’t have any onion/garlic, or don’t feel up to all the chopping, use some garlic powder instead. It won’t have the same kick that fresh garlic will, so add a little extra hot sauce!
I tried to submit this on my phone but I don’t think it worked.
I’ve been having a really rough night (hello, 5am), and it seems you did, too. I vaguely remember a baby duck room dream at one point that I sometimes think about to help myself feel better. So I tried to draw it.
I’ve never drawn anything in my life, sorry about that. In case it’s illegible/fuzzy, it says in random places:
"Softly playing ‘Let’s Get Murdered’"
"Floor is one big mattress"
"Ducklings really like you"
"Supposed to be a hat"
"Vodka, cupcakes, and pizza"
Idk. Drawing is hard. You are a very talented person. I’m also commiserating with you over being useless at finding employment *clinks shot glass with yours*. Hope your day improves, Musa!
i love this baby duck room, it’s perfect, thank you so much. you’ve def improved on my original design. i hope your situation improves too