Toe Jam

20-something. drifting like tectonic plates. i like bad jokes and cheesy pick-up lines. when i was little i used to believe in faeries. i also have a crush on 80's Mark Hamill.

**18-and-Ups only, please. this blog features some nudity.**

—Tumblr Accent Challenge

sexual-feelings:

sexual-feelings:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

    now you guys can hear how annoying i am in real life haha :)
for those asking :)

sexual-feelings:

calories don’t count on your birthday, right? this has been scientifically proven?

thisishangingrockcomics:

got off work now i’m doing a rough draft for a pretty fun commission- they want a ten page comic adaptation of anco’s “fireworks” as a birthday present for their girlfriend (it’s her favorite isn’t that sweet)

i hope they let me post it in full when i’m done

thisishangingrockcomics:

got off work now i’m doing a rough draft for a pretty fun commission- they want a ten page comic adaptation of anco’s “fireworks” as a birthday present for their girlfriend (it’s her favorite isn’t that sweet)

i hope they let me post it in full when i’m done